striderbeegood:

So I did it. I’m also gonna post a video version.

Lyrics:

Set fire to shaving cream

Meet Bec Noir in your dream

Transportalize your head

Get decapitated on your quest bed


[Refrain:]

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to di-ie-ie

So many dumb ways to die


Get impaled by your mean ex

Too much exposure to troll sex

Take an arrow to the knee

Be the cat who got chased up a tree


[Refrain]


Trip and fall down the stairs

Getiing suffocated by Feferi’s hair

Upset the Witch of Space

Vanish out of canon without a trace


[Refrain]


Keep a puppet as a pet

Play a videogame on the Internet

Thinking your ship is in the clear

How do you expect to outrun me when i’m already here?


[Refrain]


Dress up like Hussie during Con season

Disturb a bunch of Homestucks for no reason

Causing Gamzee to go insane

Fighting for your little brother’s life

Getting filled with bullets from Caliborn’s gun


They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly

The dumbest ways to die

The dumbest ways to die

The dumbest ways to di-ie-ie-ie

So many dumb

So many dumb ways to die

 

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captain-mycaptain:

dirku:

nonomella:

that terrifying moment when everything is happily resolved but the book still has 200 pages left

that terrifying moment when there’s too many things that need resolving but the book has only 20 pages left

EITHER WAY

IT’S JUST LIKE

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359,296 notes

statefarmsnake:

iraffiruse:

Listen here, you little shit…

These just keep getting better.

105,034 notes

whatarewewatching13:

I WILL LITERALLY ALWAYS REBLOG THIS

(Source: alisonshendrixs)

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phoenix-is-so-done:

our-dragons-are-better:

Oh God, I thought for a second it was Sam in the bunker.

That is the only interpretation of this gif I will ever accept. 

phoenix-is-so-done:

our-dragons-are-better:

Oh God, I thought for a second it was Sam in the bunker.

That is the only interpretation of this gif I will ever accept. 

(Source: nappeunyeojaa)

433,851 notes

teambananarhapsody:

TEAM BANANA RHAPSODY IS NOW COMPLETE AND READY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH MADNESS AND BANANAS!
Have a wonderful drawing by davetheknight0ftime to celebrate this. 
Under the Read More you can find another drawing (also made by Dave) but I have to warn you that it reaches even higher levels of creepiness and it’s not suitable for those who are faint-of-heart. Open at your own risk. 
/Erica
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teambananarhapsody:

TEAM BANANA RHAPSODY IS NOW COMPLETE AND READY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH MADNESS AND BANANAS!

Have a wonderful drawing by davetheknight0ftime to celebrate this. 

Under the Read More you can find another drawing (also made by Dave) but I have to warn you that it reaches even higher levels of creepiness and it’s not suitable for those who are faint-of-heart. 
Open at your own risk. 

/Erica

Read More

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dirkshead:

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

440-tuneit:

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

440-tuneit:

flagget:

440-tuneit:

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

Dammit I forgot to bring my pineapple to class

Fun fact: One time in my English class, this dude walks in like 10 minutes late. He’s carrying a pineapple with him. I figure he needs it for something later on in the day so I don’t think anything of it. Well about 5 minutes after he sits down, this dude pulls out his pineapple, starts turning it around in his hands, stares at it, and STARTS EATING IT. SKIN AND EVERYTHING. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW PINEAPPLE SKIN WAS EDIBLE. I don’t think I had ever been more confused in my life. I wish I still had the picture I took of it saved on my phone.

Oklahoma is a strange state

You have no idea

Reading that was an experience

i found the pictures



OH MY GOD

The psyche fandom is taking the end hard

dirkshead:

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

440-tuneit:

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

440-tuneit:

flagget:

440-tuneit:

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

Dammit I forgot to bring my pineapple to class

Fun fact: One time in my English class, this dude walks in like 10 minutes late. He’s carrying a pineapple with him. I figure he needs it for something later on in the day so I don’t think anything of it. Well about 5 minutes after he sits down, this dude pulls out his pineapple, starts turning it around in his hands, stares at it, and STARTS EATING IT. SKIN AND EVERYTHING. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW PINEAPPLE SKIN WAS EDIBLE. I don’t think I had ever been more confused in my life. I wish I still had the picture I took of it saved on my phone.

Oklahoma is a strange state

You have no idea

Reading that was an experience

i found the pictures

OH MY GOD

The psyche fandom is taking the end hard

114,370 notes